December 2009
BELLA MIGHT BE RETAINING THIS YEAR
Snap.
One more time I see or hear the words ‘Check it out’, I am going to flip. Seriously, it’s not even cool to begin with. Fucking pretentious, and so ancient history.
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Edward: Let me tell you something about Jacob. We...
terrorstorms:
fuckyeahtwilightrelatedlulz:
littlemisslucky:
I HAD TO DO IT
And I am glad you did.
AHAHAHA! MEAN BOYS!
But it was good!
– Delusional Himbo
Nice!
I want that hair colour! Oh, and he’s fucking hot in the game.
Vintage Gaga.
You left me speechless, so speechless.
FRIDAY.
MUST GET!
Putting my horniness in words.
Okay, I never really had a proper post in Tumblr. Anyway, I’m feeling very horny right now, cos I just surfed the net for really hot guys.
When I finally land a date, I will play tonsil hockey with my date for half an hour straight. Him panting only makes me feel more hormonal. On the second date, I will give my boyfriend a handjob in the void deck or behind the black curtains in the studio...
My Christmas Present
It’s $126.99, US dollars.
Ugh, I have to pimp myself a hundred times to get it!
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Wank worthy.
Too fucking cute to resist.