Check it out!– Fucker who’s trying so hard to be cool, it’s annoying.
Good-looking + Stupid = Himbo = Major turn-off = Sex with a 8-year old Good-looking + Smart = Hot = Major turn-on = Sex with a sex-god Ugly + Smart = Nerd = Turn-off = Sex with Frankenstein Ugly + Stupid = Epic failure = Epic turn-off = You don’t even want to know.
Too nice = Annoying
L: Okay. [A few hours later.] L: Ya, I’m going. [When we finally finish class.] L: You guys have fun./ You guys go ahead./ It’s okay lah. [with kiddy voice] Me: Motherfucking liar. Stop thinking that pulling a puppy dog will get yourself away with lying.
So far, I have been in two DVFX films.– Himbo who considers himself a real actor.
[Rachel and I waits at counter for half an hour because of slow counter people, starts talking and laughing] Old man at counter: Shhhhh! Me (thinking): Oh fuck you. My grand mother can move faster than you!
Mind my language.
Please mind your language boy.
He came. He owes me $25. He was uninvited. He doesn’t barge. Seriously, he’s not going to pay. Fuck my kindness.