November 2009
“Check it out!”
– Fucker who’s trying so hard to be cool, it’s annoying.
Appeal equations
Good-looking + Stupid = Himbo = Major turn-off = Sex with a 8-year old
Good-looking + Smart = Hot = Major turn-on = Sex with a sex-god
Ugly + Smart = Nerd = Turn-off = Sex with Frankenstein
Ugly + Stupid = Epic failure = Epic turn-off = You don’t even want to know.
Too nice = Annoying
L: Okay.
[A few hours later.]
L: Ya, I’m going.
[When we finally finish class.]
L: You guys have fun./ You guys go ahead./ It’s okay lah. [with kiddy voice]
Me: Motherfucking liar. Stop thinking that pulling a puppy dog will get yourself away with lying.
“So far, I have been in two DVFX films.”
– Himbo who considers himself a real actor.
Shhhhh!
[Rachel and I waits at counter for half an hour because of slow counter people, starts talking and laughing]
Old man at counter: Shhhhh!
Me (thinking): Oh fuck you. My grand mother can move faster than you!
Mind my language.
Please mind your language boy.
$25
He came.
He owes me $25.
He was uninvited.
He doesn’t barge.
Seriously, he’s not going to pay.
Fuck my kindness.
